Beauty is alot
theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope Parenting Skills: No, I’ll pass on the two for one lap dance tonight. 

This is so peverted

theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope Parenting Skills: No, I’ll pass on the two for one lap dance tonight. 

This is so peverted

Rip

RIP to Steve Jobs wish you never passed wish you were here you will be missed

Spongebob is funny

Tourist: Could you give us directions to olive garden?
New Yorker: No but I can give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.